Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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