i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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