So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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