i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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