The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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