i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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