I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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