If i come over, it means nothing
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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