i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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