do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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