brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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