Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
