puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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