i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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