Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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