She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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