Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
