His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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