He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You need Xanax blowdarts
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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