Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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