you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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