The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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