I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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