It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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