The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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