belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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