Whod you bang
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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