If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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