I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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