shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm just crazy horny about you
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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