Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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