did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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