you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
