I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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