no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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