I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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