Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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