I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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