it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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