The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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