i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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