You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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