i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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