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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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