No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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