I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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