Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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