So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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