According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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