Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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