I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i think we sleep fucked last night...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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