You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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