So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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