haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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