we're blogging at a bar
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Hippo gnu deer
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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