You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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