u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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