I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize