I have demons in me.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I still have a little drunk in my system
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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