are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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